Christine Sarmel
Writing and Reading
The Team
The Workhorse
In charge of barking at garbage trucks, delivery persons, and birds. Prefers to be paid in naan or fiery Cheetos, but will accept pepper slices, or a bone. Do not offer those insults also known as broccoli or lettuce.
The Middle Child
A bit prone to whining, but makes up for it with snuggly fur and excellent Frisbee skills.
The Queen
Don’t let her small size fool you. This one runs the show. Kindly position that laptop so there’s room next to it for her nap.
The Intern
Attention span and skills are a bit undeveloped. Works hard and plays hard. Requires two naps per workday, preferably atop the air conditioning vent.