Christine Sarmel
Writing and Reading
The Team
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The Workhorse
In charge of barking at garbage trucks, delivery persons, and birds. Prefers to be paid in naan or fiery Cheetos, but will accept pepper slices, or a bone. Do not offer those insults also known as broccoli or lettuce.
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The Middle Child
A bit prone to whining, but makes up for it with snuggly fur and excellent Frisbee skills.
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The Queen
Don’t let her small size fool you. This one runs the show. Kindly position that laptop so there’s room next to it for her nap.
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The Intern
Attention span and skills are a bit undeveloped. Works hard and plays hard. Requires two naps per workday, preferably atop the air conditioning vent.